lolzpicx:

Rugrats is a children’s show.

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

bootybureau:

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis

image

When my pet decides to walk away

sodamnrelatable:

image

(Source: onlylolgifs)

(Source: scotsmcall)

itgoesagainstyouranatomy:

crrrash:

  • you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
  • something is always touching you
  • you can always see your nose
  • your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
  • you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
  • you can’t imagine a new colour

Why would you fucking do that